Fame or Blame!...
Wanna show off? Wanna make it known? Wanna tell it like it is? Ok, this is your section. So whoever you are, send it in. Sign it or not. I dare ya....
gently right here.
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have a winner...
Cheri Barnes has correctly identified the grandfather of "Alyssa" in the "Amateur Babes" section as Paul Morten. She'll be
dripping dropping by Intergalactic Headquarters next week to
pick up her authentic personally autographed diaper next week. We think it will
be dry by then. Here's a quote from the lucky winner, "My
luck!! I finally win something, and it's the next best thing to shit!"
We have a handfull...
Although Teri Alexander did not deny belonging to the association labeled on her hat, (see the "To The East" section), she did deny all allegations that the founding of this organization could possibly lead to drastically decreased sales in Mardis Gras beads. The organization is continuing with it's plan to establish itself as a political leader in Texas with the sponsorship of the "T.A.T.A.S.", (Texas Association of Tantalizing Abbreviated Squeezables), rally later this year. In closing, Teri said, "I must let everyone know that the S.H.I.T. organization is definitely one-of-a-kind, and I highly recommend joining... I wish I could take credit for being President, but actually, I borrowed the hat from Cheri!"
We have a rebuttal...
We have received an email from Cheri stating that Teri might have been mistaken about where she got her hat. "Teri, that's not my hat, the one you borrowed from me said, "B.I.T.E.-M.E."! (Best Itty Titty Ever-More Enjoyment)!" Well folks, there you have it. If the hat didn't come from Cheri, then who will claim it?
We have a loser...
Teri Alexander has incorrectly identified the grandfather of "Alyssa" as Mickey Mouse. I think it was the "Magic Kingdom" thing. Here's a quote from Teri, "Ok...........I think I have this one figured out! "Indirectly" means not exactly directly from..... The Magic of THE Kingdom.... Well, "The Magic Kingdom" is part of Disney World, which was directly from Walt Disney. Could this be the grandchild of "MICKEY MOUSE"!!!!" Sorry Teri. Close, but no
diaper cigar. I guess she forgot that Paul
has his very own "Magic Kingdom".
Here's a quote from the editor: "It's competition like this that makes me believe in the values and morals of America! And It makes my heart proud just knowing that things like this are happening in today's society!" Sounds like the editor has been to the "Kingdom" recently himself, huh?