Osama Bin Movin...

Hey, who is this guy? If you should have any knowledge of who the actual perpetrator of this hoax may be, contact Intergallactic Headquarters immediately. We will make every effort to ensure that he is punished to the full extent of our abilities. The last attempt made to interview the suspect only resulted in learning that he could not speak fluent English because he was wearing his "eating teeth" and not his "talking teeth". An aide told me I would have to follow him to Mexico for the changeout to continue the interview. Oh well, I guess I could always interview Pancho Villa while I was there.